Many a true word . . .
By Robert J Davies
YESTERDAY, a friend sent me an AI-generated video purporting to be from Sir Keir Starmer called Christmas is Cancelled. The genius of AI made it scarily realistic – but more scary was the gut feeling that if this isn’t what Starmer would dare to actually broadcast to the British people, it might well represent what he is thinking.
The fake address from the PM announced the abolition of Christmas and in its place, measures to implant Islam across the nation, including the free distribution of prayer mats and Korans to every household, with festive carols replaced by the call to prayer. “Together we can build a fairer, flatter, flavourless Britain. Merry Nothing!,” Starmer appears to say.
We might well reply: many a true word said in jest. This little skit on Tiktok is intended to make us laugh wryly but should serve as a stern warning. It captures perfectly the nihilism of modern-day socialists locked in a Faustian Pact with radical Muslims. On the one hand, a bland and uninspiring Prime Minister – a sort of weary British version of former East German dictator Eric Honecker – offering meaningless platitudes to a country shorn of identity. On the other, Islamists – growing in strength and determination, inspired by their bombastic and belligerent holy book to seek to fill the vacuum now created with their own beliefs, values and outlook.
The choice Britain faces as we move towards another Christmas could barely be more miserable: Merry Nothing or Muslim Everything. This is what comes of years of multiculturalism; years of pretending that Britain is everybody’s island; years of denigrating the indigenous cultures and values as no more or less important or meaningful on this island than those from overseas. At the same time, those in power who presided over this approach denied there would be any consequences; any change to how we go about our lives in Britain; any existential threat to the country we thought we had saved from the Nazi jackboot 80 years ago.
As the RCM predicted prior to the 2024 general election, Labour would win but become the most hated government this country has ever known. So it has proven. Yet the Tories – the party which should return to save us from their clutches – is in a pitiful state with no moral claim to rule after 14 years of stagnation and squandered opportunities.
Thank goodness for the rise of Reform UK, one might say. But it will take a monumental sea change in voting patterns under our electoral system to propel them to power. If that miracle occurs, what then? Will Prime Minister Farage deliver what this country so desperately needs, or will he wilt under the pressure of enacting policies so tough and far-reaching that one might reasonably call it political chemotherapy?
I know people currently on chemotherapy – it’s a horrible process. But they swallow their medicine willingly, knowing it is their only chance. They accept that life-threatening illness can’t be cured with bars of chocolate and bags of sweets; only by imbibing something pretty nasty is there any hope of survival. So it is on a political level with Britain 2025.
In the coming weeks and months the RCM will develop a philosophy and ideology tailor-made to deliver some sort of way forward for this country. It will be called Rural Conservatism and will be like nothing our political landscape has seen before. Nothing that we write will read like a standard, one-dimensional party manifesto. Instead, we will embrace everything that matters to Britain: politics, economics, culture, values, history, and spiritual hunger. It will be a blueprint for a brighter future even as the lights across Europe go out.
I will spearhead this campaign although I will look for the support and contributions of others along the way. I am an exceptionally shrewd and perceptive person who can see far into the future and who possesses the fearless honesty needed to cut through the fog of lies hanging over the modern political landscape. The RCM continues to want Reform to govern this land – but only if they’re going to get it right. If they win in 2029 but squander their victory as the Tories repeatedly did then we as a nation are done for. There will be no second chances.
